December 2011
61 posts
What I hate about being a girl:
Periods
Period cramps
Sore tits
Mood swings
Picking out outfits for the day
Styling hair after showering
Having a hard time running cause of your tits
Making sure you don’t get pregnant
Carrying the baby
Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
Make sure you don’t get raped
Having pedophiles hit on you
This.
Normal:
When I’m with you
When you’re with someone else
When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
toocooltobehipster:
You’re like: What do I say?
“Oh my God, Who am I?”
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why????????!!!!!!!!!!
Me in 20 years →
Expectation:
Reality:
Trying to look sexy while smiling: →
Expectation:
Reality:
